[hellinahandcart]

What kind of father do you think I am, officer? You can't expect me to take my dear children into a fleshpot. So I did the decent thing. I left them out in the truck.

It's gotta work better than "I had to take a twenty-dollar, twenty-minute whiz."

[wimpycat]

No, he said he was only in there for 10 minutes.

And how many beers did he have?

Everybody, all together now...

[Normal4me]

Guys will pee in a parking lot. I think he had to make a poopie.