[hellinahandcart]

anybody think he'd have been charged if he spent 20 minutes in a grocery store instead of 20 minutes in a strip club?

Of course not, because the kids would have been with him in the grocery store.

Whereas, they're not allowed in titty bars.

[wimpycat]

Whereas, they're not allowed in titty bars.

So he has a valid excuse, then.

What kind of father do you think I am, officer? You can't expect me to take my dear children into a fleshpot. So I did the decent thing. I left them out in the truck.