How about this?: Those of you who enjoy being harrassed by the telephone version of "paid programming" keep your numbers on the "call" list. Legitimate products are generally sold through legitimate channels, anyway...not telemarketing.
AND, no one should have to pay additional fees to prevent intrusions in their own home.
Oh, and this should really frost you...
To counter the expected increase (the telemarketing creeps have threatened this, you know) in cretins coming to my door trying to sell me orange cleaner or some other worthless product, I plan to approach the city council about a "do not solicit" list. This would apply to anyone over the age of 17 (to avoid harming the Boy Scouts, Band kids, etc.)....HAH!
You obviously have no life and telemarketers are the only ones who call you. Just don't sign the opt-out list and you can still have friends.