[Lazamataz]

Perhaps it's best that he not own a fiddy cal.

So I say's to the Loch Ness Monster, "MONSTER! No you can't have no fiddy cal." And my wife goes, "I let him have a 9." And I go, "WOMAN! You can't be giv'n no Loch Ness Monster no 9 millimeter! He'll just be back for a fiddy cal!"

[Bluntpoint]

I just reported you for butchering a South Park script!