[Central Scrutiniser]

I will do anything in my power to keep Californians from moving here, usually I lie about the scorpions, the rattlesnakes, the trunk murderesses, the poisonous wild condors, the indian burial grounds that all the houses are built on top of, the flesh eating bacterium, the slow drivers from Minnesota....

Phoenix native...

[Joe Hadenuf]

I will do anything in my power to keep Californians from moving here, usually I lie about the scorpions, the rattlesnakes, the trunk murderesses, the poisonous wild condors, the indian burial grounds that all the houses are built on top of, the flesh eating bacterium, the slow drivers from Minnesota.... Phoenix native...

How funny, we are always telling people here how nice and mild the weather is in Arizona, and it never gets over 90 and it's a dry heat, and we usually go on to tell them how green and lush everything is...

[kstewskis]

I will do anything in my power to keep Californians from moving here, usually I lie about the scorpions, the rattlesnakes, the trunk murderesses, the poisonous wild condors, the indian burial grounds that all the houses are built on top of, the flesh eating bacterium, the slow drivers from Minnesota....

LOL, I love it.

It always cracks me up when I visit Kalifornia, and I tell them where I live. Their comment to me is:

"Isn't it hot there?"

duh.