Ah, yes, nubile Roman countesses lounging nekkid, beautiful slave girls popping grapes into one's mouth, gorgeous partician damsels at the baths, wild orgies at the Palatine, all-night gropefests at the Forum, wine flowing in the fountains, lovely hetaerae wearing nothing but body oil and gorging themselves on hummingbird tongue pate, yep, it's just another Saturday night at BtD's place.
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...well, that's what's on the television, anyhow. (Sigh...)