"Damn, boy, you are jes off the turnip truck...I have never voted Liberal in my life, but do live in an igloo from December to April when I'm not working as a lumberjack. I bet all them Canucks down Florida way just burn your redneck ass, eh? I know...some stripper gave you the dose and you found out she's from Quebec..buyer beware :)">
I'm from NY, born in Brooklyn. You're on a mission to prove how st00pit you are. Same dummy that ass-u-me'd I was old the other day.
Get yourself a t-shirt that reads "I'm an effen idiot that runs my face before having the facts". I don't screw you're nasty women either, I have a nice enough specimen of my own.