[Ronly Bonly Jones]

Celibacy does not result in premature death to its practioners. Counter? >>

Certain cancers of the male reproductive system are very prevalent among Catholic priests and religious who do not masturbate. Just as breast cancers are statistically higher among nuns.

[Lucky Dog]

Posit: Homosexual behavior spreads terminal disease at epidemic rates among its practitioners, serves no useful purpose for society and causes excessive lost productivity both for those who contract the disease(s), those who must divert care from other conditions to care these diseased homosexuals and those who (through taxation) provide funding for the care and research for a cure/vaccine (in lieu of the same for diseases that are less avoidable and more widespread).
Posit: All human societies, in the interest of self preservation, limit, discourage, or prohibit by law voluntary activities which serve no useful purpose to society and cause excessive lost productivity both for those who contract the disease(s), those who must divert care from other conditions to care these diseased individuals and those who provide funding for the care and research for a cure/vaccine.
Conclusion: Society should, in the interest of self preservation and increased productivity, limit, discourage or attempt to prevent homosexual behavior through law.

[xm177e2]

Certain cancers of the male reproductive system are very prevalent among Catholic priests and religious who do not masturbate. Just as breast cancers are statistically higher among nuns.

So now that they've finished with Big Tobacco, and after they're done going after Big Food, who do you think the lawyers will attack next? Big Nunnery?

[Trailerpark Badass]

Certain cancers of the male reproductive system are very prevalent among Catholic priests and religious who do not masturbate. Just as breast cancers are statistically higher among nuns.

Sure.