[First Amendment]

Does masturbation have no useful purpose? I'm really curious how y'all feel about masturbation.

Since you keep bringing up this topic, I'll set you straight. According to Ayurveda (ancient - and currently practiced - medical sciece of India, source of Unani (Arabic) and Greek medicine) states that practice of masturbation leads to mental imbalance and if practiced excessively, to psychosis. I'd say you're the poster boy.

[ConsistentLibertarian]

"According to Ayurveda (ancient - and currently practiced - medical sciece of India, source of Unani (Arabic) and Greek medicine) states that practice of masturbation leads to mental imbalance"

Did momma mention it can make you go blind?