[MineralMan]

"My goodness! You even trash the religion of our very own Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!

Do you not believe in the "squishee" either?"

My only god is Nogod.

Nogod will save you.
Nogod will answer your prayers.
Nogod is omnipotent.
Believe in Nogod or Nogod will kill you.

[Bluntpoint]

Will Nogod greet me into his kingdom at my passing even if I proclaimed in life that Nogod was a figment of some other guy's imagination?

Or will I be bannished to the pit of NoNogod?