You know you can try to be cute one too many times there, Buckweat, but, much to your profound displeasure, I'm sure, the conversation did not continue in a scatological vein.
Why don't you go back to surfing what ever titillating coprophiliac/phagic web site you were on last, if that's where your mind prefers to reside.
This converstation won't bring you there unless you do it, of course, but may I remind you that you will likely only be talking to yourself, possibly to your navel, and to what ever else you may happen to be holding in your hand at the time.