1. Burka Man has "voices". Those can comprise at least 20 "voices" at a time.
2. Burka Man is NEVER sorry for anything he does.
3. Burka Man will never listen to you unless you have more than 1 voice.
4. Trying to rationalize with a person who has the mentality and the voices of more than himself is pointless.
5. Ignoring him is a good thing. Learn It! Live by it! Love it!
6. Your sanity is irrelevant to him.
7. Did I mention he doesn't care?
8. Telling Ma really doesn't do anything except send him to the corner. (That atleast gives you a few minutes of peace.)
9. Burka Man's true dream is to make everyone in the world wear a Burka. (He doesn't discriminate in this area.)
10. If you are a female, you are more than likely going to be bugged to death.
11. If you are a blonde, watch out!
12. If you are fabulously tanned, you can pity him because he is probably in need of a tan.
13. This is really his mother's (Kathy In Alaska) fault. He turned out so bad because she never let him blow up stuff when he was little.
This concludes the Canteen Public Service Announcement! Back to the World Of Insanity brought to you by Burka Man!