USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Guest Military Chaplain Service and Sunday Liberty ~ August 3 2003

Guest Military Chaplin and FRiends of the Canteen

[minor49er]

Read my tagline and you'll get my answer.
If you are to lazy to do that then I'll tell you here, too. I DO NOT WANT TO BUY A BURKA! NOT NOW NOT EVER! I WOULDN"T BY A BURKA FROM YOU IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! I WOULD NEVER EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING A BURKA FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minor49er]

Yeah, that's it.
I kept getting a broken link thingy.

[minor49er]

Now all you have to do is change the "ger" in burger to "ka".

[MoJo2001]

 

Sunday Music Mix
Below you will find a mixture of music. Each section is intended for people of various backgrounds. The music is not meant to be offensive. If you don't like something, move to the next one. Thank you! The music will be removed tomorrow morning. Enjoy! Click on the hyperlinks. Some of the music is sung in the native language of the artist. Sorry! No translations! Some of the songs are readily available elsewhere on the internet.

Buddhist

Morning Bell Chant

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Celtic

Song 1

Song 2

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Christian

Song 1

Song 2

Song 3

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Hindu

Song 1

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Israel


Song 1
* very old version of this song (1922)

Song 2

Song 3

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Muslim

Song 1

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Native American

Song 1

Song 2

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Other Stuff

Song 1 (Bagpipes)

Song 2 (young R&B)

Song 3 (Country)

Song 4 (70s)

Song 5 (Alternative)

Song 6 (Rap)

Song 7 (Big Band)

Song 8 (Rap)

Song 9 (Rap)

Song 10 (80s)

Song 11 (Oldies)

Song 12 (Oldies)

Song 13  (70s-80s)

Commercial Break


Have we covered everyone? If not, there's always later!

 

[tomkow6]

Read my tagline and you'll get my answer.
If you are to lazy to do that then I'll tell you here, too. I DO NOT WANT TO BUY A BURKA! NOT NOW NOT EVER! I WOULDN"T BY A BURKA FROM YOU IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! I WOULD NEVER EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING A BURKA FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand......I'll just keep you as :

UNDECIDED!

[minor49er]

That's a pretty big butt you've got there.
And as for the devil making you do it, yeah right!
I'm not in third grade any more!
Get real!

[MoJo2001]

Ping to post #124! I didn't want to clog anyone's comment box with the Sunday Music Mix.

[MoJo2001]

You better leave, minor alone. When Ma gets up and finds you messing with minor, she will unleash a can of whoop you know what on you. Then you'll be back to the corner like a little juvenile pest that you are! LOL!

[MoJo2001]

Yuck!

[minor49er]

And I'm NOT undecided.
I've made up my mind and I'm not going to change it.
The answer is

NO!

[tomkow6]

Get real!

Why?

Besides, my "voices" won't let me deal with "real"....

[MoJo2001]

LMAO!

[minor49er]

Tomkow's in trouble!
Tomkow's in trouble!
Ha Ha!

[minor49er]

Then get rid of your voices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And becuase it's polite to be real.

[tomkow6]

Wanna adopt one of my "kitty-katz"?

 

[tomkow6]

...polite ....

What does that word mean?

[minor49er]

If they smell as bad as you, then no.
If they smell better than you, sure.
When was the last time you bathed, anyway?
The Canteen starting to smell cuz of you.
LOL!

[minor49er]

Look it up in your dictionary.
If you don't have one then ask your mother when she wakes up.

[tomkow6]

...bathed... What does that word mean?

[MoJo2001]

EXPLAINING BURKA MAN TO THOSE WHO ARE FRUSTRATED:

1. Burka Man has "voices". Those can comprise at least 20 "voices" at a time.

2. Burka Man is NEVER sorry for anything he does.

3. Burka Man will never listen to you unless you have more than 1 voice.

4. Trying to rationalize with a person who has the mentality and the voices of more than himself is pointless.

5. Ignoring him is a good thing. Learn It! Live by it! Love it!

6. Your sanity is irrelevant to him.

7. Did I mention he doesn't care?

8. Telling Ma really doesn't do anything except send him to the corner. (That atleast gives you a few minutes of peace.)

9. Burka Man's true dream is to make everyone in the world wear a Burka. (He doesn't discriminate in this area.)

10. If you are a female, you are more than likely going to be bugged to death.

11. If you are a blonde, watch out!

12. If you are fabulously tanned, you can pity him because he is probably in need of a tan.

13. This is really his mother's (Kathy In Alaska) fault. He turned out so bad because she never let him blow up stuff when he was little.

This concludes the Canteen Public Service Announcement! Back to the World Of Insanity brought to you by Burka Man!