[William Wallace]

I was hoping for so much more.

And you've made it this far with so much less.

[Sir Gawain]

I'm still waiting on you to make good on that threat. You remember, don't you? It was in that email where you made some false claims about you-know-what. So that makes at least two documented lies from you:

#1 - the initial false claim (still funny btw, lol) and
#2 - your threat that never materialized.

Then again, maybe I'm being too hard on you. Maybe you actually believe the stuff you say. That doesn't make it any less funny though! LOL