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To: Doctor Raoul
I went looking all over the internet for someone who had the lyrics to "Monica" but couldn't find it, but I did find this cover performed by none other than "Ol' Blue Eyes" a Reagan favorite. If these lyrics don't make her cringe, nothing will. It's a song about a man who is tempted to stray, but ultimately can't...

This song is sooo appropriate because Hitlery's reasons for supporting the impeached rapist had everything to do with power and nothing to do with love. A woman has no affection for a man who humiliates her that way, not once, but serially. And we all know that the Hildebeast has her own reasons to "Stand By {Her }Man."

My thoughts may stray
My eyes may roam
The neighbor's grass may seem much greener
Than the grass right here at home

If pretty girls excite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you didn't know
I love my wife

My mind at times
May dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double X

So dimpled knees delight me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you hadn't heard
I love my wife

Like bait that wriggles
And it makes catfish bite
A lady jiggles
And my eyes gotta light
Upon so sweet a sight

And if I shake
Break out in spots
Don't fret, it's not swine fever dear
Your swine has merely got the hots

If rosy lips invite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you couldn't guess
I love my wife

My mind at times
May dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double X

If rosy lips invite me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard
Or didn't know
I love my wife
I love my wife
I love my wife

The audio download is available at kazaa.

91 posted on 08/05/2003 3:14:46 PM PDT by Dutchgirl (Another Friendly Floridian.)
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To: Dutchgirl
Isn't it called "Mambo #5"?
92 posted on 08/05/2003 4:48:12 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (The "Anti-War Leaders" Have Blood On Their Hands, look and you'll find, they are NOT anti-war)
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