Look mom, no plane! Man wings it across English Channel (Check out the cool pictures)

AP ^ | Thu Jul 31, 4:11 PM ET | AP

[RIGHT IN SEATTLE]

fly kin here

[MissAmericanPie]

ROFL, I have one.

Coming in for a landing a polish pilot turned to his polish co-pilot and said, "This is going to be a tricky landing, you have to do what I say instantly or we will both die, When I say "flaps" hit those flaps instantly, when I say "brakes" hit those brakes with both feet".

As they near the ground the pilot barks, "Flaps!", the co-pilot hits the flaps, the pilot yells, "Brakes!", the co-pilot hits the brakes with both feet.

After they stop the pilot says, "Gad, that was the shortest runway I have ever seen".

The co-pilot says, "Yeah, but look how wide it is".

[Brad’s Gramma]

I am a Kraut. A 100% Cherman.

Ve know how to party, youse guys, beeg time.

[FlyVet]

Ok Kraut. I noticed on a few TDYs to Germany, they had a lot of "Fests". Any old excuse to drink beer will do with the Germans. I enjoyed it. If you go to a pub, order your beer early. It takes them about 10 or 15 minutes to pour it. Gotta let that natural head settle. It was more like a ceremony than a transaction. Heh. Worth the wait, though. I think they have the best beer in the world. Belgian gets the nod sometimes, but theirs was too rich and sweet for me.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I vouldn't kno. I grew up in WisCONsin. The next closest ting to Chermany, don'tchuknow?

:-)

Night....POLACK!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[Vets_Husband_and_Wife]

ROFLOL!!!

OK!! I got that one right away.. so I'm off to send it to all our airline buddies..and FAA friends. Thanks!!

Flightcheck is gonna LOVE this one!! What do ya want to bet this one goes up in the office!!