You have some deep deep issues.
Since you called us all "homophobes" I thought I'd try out some "phobic" accusations on you to see how you liked it. Thank you for noticing.
And as far as "deep issues" - yes it's true that those of us who oppose the homosexual political agenda DO think deeply. We prefer to search out facts and figures and make intelligent decisions about important issues. As opposed to the "surface thinkers" on the "Gay Is Wonderful" side of the debate, who think about moral issues with their brainstems - a result of years of wolfing down Hollywood's pre-packaged MVRE's (Moral Values Ready to Eat).
I don't see any deep thought whatsoever. I see shallow homophobic hatred and paranoid anger directed at a TV show about teaching cooking, decorating and personal grooming. Perhaps Vast Gay Conspiracy is a better name for you.