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To: finnman69
You need to get your eyes checked and your gaydar fixed

Do not.

I was referring to how they appeared, moved physically, spoke and gestured while on the show. Not how they look all 'gayed-up' for some cheesy publicity photo.

This picture actually makes him look like some old used-up whore or like some broad with bad BigHair on a Fifties sitcom. On video, the impression is much more normal. If he looked like this on the show, he'd be a prime candidate for the new makeover show, "Straight Eye For The Queer Guy", debuting this fall on Pat Robertson's charismania network.

In terms of character development, the grooming guy is the most masculine and normal. The fashion lady guy is the swishiest. The others are vanilla gay, probably could use some hormonal help.

BTW, you know this show must be completely scripted. Probably, the Fab Five are just stereotypes played by sodomite actors that would otherwise never get any work at all. No reason to believe that any of the Five actually know much more than anyone else about fashion, cooking, decoration, grooming. None of them seem to have worked in their supposed field of expertise professionally. The humor is cliche camp, the only novelty is in delivering campy come-on lines and gay trashtalk to normal men who would, in real life, flee from any man who made such remarks in their presence.
359 posted on 07/29/2003 1:25:39 PM PDT by George W. Bush
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To: George W. Bush
The grooming guy? you have to be joking. His muscle-shirts and forelock updo scream "eternal boy" chic... I just want to wash all that gel out of his hair.

Ted (The food guy), whom I totally dig, seems the most "normal" to me, though he's not the least bit boring.
449 posted on 07/29/2003 3:30:14 PM PDT by SarahW
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