Ok, my Russian programmers will write it for you for $25,000. Heck for 25 grand they would write a whole new operating system for you.
Send me the specs and we will have you a proposal in 24 hours. Heck, I dont even write proposals anymore, they do everything in Moscow, where you can buy a decent bottle of vodka for $2 U.S.
Heck, $25,000 will buy you 12,500 bottles of vodka, enough incentives for any good Muscovite (just kidding here, I dont think any of my programmers drink, just trying to be illustrative).
Freepmail me or at jroehl2 at yahoo.com.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Funny.