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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: VadeRetro
Thank you for your post!

I think we have a general agreement to not call something a "lie" unless there can be shown an intent to deceive.

IMHO, every post should be taken as having been made in good faith unless it can be shown that there was an intent to misrepresent or spin the facts. Honest people can disagree on their interpretation of the facts, but intentional misrepresentation fouls the discussion.

361 posted on 07/28/2003 9:55:37 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: MEGoody
Let me make it simpler for you:

Can disruptors do no wrong in your eyes simply because they profess to be Christians while acting as hooligans?

362 posted on 07/28/2003 10:00:37 AM PDT by balrog666 (Religions change; beer and wine remain.)
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To: VadeRetro
evos adopted virtual ignore

Actually, we evolved. ;^)

363 posted on 07/28/2003 10:02:45 AM PDT by CobaltBlue (Never voted for a Democrat in my life.)
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To: VadeRetro
Thank you for your post!

When you referred to the deterioration of these threads, whom did you intend to indict? When did you notice something and what was it?

I choose not to indict anyone by name. When I first noticed how bad it has become was within the last week - when some of the most staid posters on the forum started using strawmen arguments against me (with hostility.) I summarized the phenomenon back at post 173 but my first mention of it is much earlier.

Vade, there have always been "squeaky wheels" on the forum - that is to be expected. But when the most staid and respected posters here join the fray, become vindictive and start using tactics they would have never previously considered, something is wrong.

364 posted on 07/28/2003 10:02:54 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: VadeRetro; All
Sorry to not be able to answer all the posts, but I must go varnish. This evening, I'll try to do a recap on what we have learned and resolved in this project. Hugs and much gratitude to all for trying to get to the heart of the problem.
365 posted on 07/28/2003 10:05:23 AM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: VadeRetro; js1138; betty boop; Alamo-Girl
Someone (RWNilla???) referring to his recent marriage instantly prompted ALS to accuse said freeper of marrying a man. That struck me as a bit offensive. I hope whoever it was can confirm, as A-G seems stuck in "You can't make me see" mode.

Yes that was me. I asked him what problems he had with the evidence for evolution. His responses were several jokes with references to homosexuality and a jpg of Darwin getting zapped by Donald Rumsfeld (apparently with a tazer). Since then I simply ignored him.

But why take our word for it? ALS already admitted his only purpose here is to disrupt.

366 posted on 07/28/2003 10:08:39 AM PDT by RightWingNilla
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To: conservababeJen
PH posts graphics once in a blue moon. ALS literally flooded a thread with more than 200 posts in one night -- and most of those were of the graphic variety.

Ya know, I've been posting on these crevo threads for more than four years now, and it has only been in the last couple of months that there has been such disruption going on -- and that seems to correspond to about the time you and ALS joined in. Prior to this we may have seen a handful of posts pulled per year. Nearly every crevo post in the last couple of months has been pulled (I think a half dozen survive, and we usually average at least a dozen such threads a month).

367 posted on 07/28/2003 10:09:37 AM PDT by Junior (Killed a six pack ... just to watch it die.)
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To: balrog666
"Can disruptors do no wrong in your eyes simply because they profess to be Christians while acting as hooligans?"

Disruption and name-calling is never a good thing - even when it's done by an evo like you.

That's my point. You are still the pot trying to call the kettle black.

368 posted on 07/28/2003 10:09:53 AM PDT by MEGoody
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To: Alamo-Girl
We all have different personalities. For instance, the posters you name don't fight fire with fire.

Indeed. And I see nothing wrong with that. It's a debate tactic. The thing that angers me and fuels my fire, is that, myself, nor ALS, show ANYONE here less respect than we ourselves are given. If I don't get respect...I'll rarely offer any in return....If I don't GIVE someone respect, I don't EXPECT to get any back...UNLIKE so many evolutionists here. Cobalt is a perfect example. She attacked ME (for NO reason) and then became indignant when I bit her back. It's the exact thing I see here in these last 50 posts or so. I see attackers crying victimhood.

369 posted on 07/28/2003 10:14:39 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: MEGoody; Alamo-Girl
The point here that MEGoody is making (I believe)...(a point apparently lost to many evos)...Is that once you become the offender of something, you then lose the right to complain about becoming the victim of it.
370 posted on 07/28/2003 10:16:51 AM PDT by conservababeJen
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To: MEGoody
That's my point. You are still the pot trying to call the kettle black.

Really? You've seen me respond with 200 posts of garbage in a single night simply to be disruptive? You've seen me hound people, bash their Catholicism, and imply that they are homosexuals, solely to disrupt threads and get them pulled? You've seen me spam advertisements time and again after Jim has asked us not to do that?

Well, have you? If not, can you tell the difference? Is deliberately disrupting a thread okay if you agree with the side that's doing it?

371 posted on 07/28/2003 10:24:20 AM PDT by balrog666 (Religions change; beer and wine remain.)
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To: Alamo-Girl
I am not saying that, but if you can't back up your allegations with evidence, that fact will dilute your assertion in the eyes of Lurkers.

I've always wondered about these Lurkers. Are there really people who sit around and read ther people's slanging matches, without joining in?

VadeRetro is right that most of more egregious threads have been pulled. I have a copy of ALS's little 'are you a professor' campaign, which contradicts what he wrote in his pseudoapology.

372 posted on 07/28/2003 10:25:04 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor
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To: All
One need only look at ALS' posting history to see the contributions he's made to these discussions.
373 posted on 07/28/2003 10:31:05 AM PDT by Junior (Killed a six pack ... just to watch it die.)
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To: balrog666
"You've seen me respond with 200 posts of garbage in a single night simply to be disruptive?"

I've seen instances where you have initiated the name-calling, et al. Take some responsibility for your own behavior.

374 posted on 07/28/2003 10:31:35 AM PDT by MEGoody
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To: Alamo-Girl
I choose not to indict anyone by name.

I do not believe this position is tenable, A-G. Given that BB has called for the "naming of names" in post 193, and you have apparently signed on to this in your post 270, I fear that it would appear hypocritical of you to complain broadly on the one hand, while not meeting your own standard of airing specific grievances on the other. Bring specific accusations to the table, A-G, and let those involved step up to defend themselves, or drop the broad hints about particular instances and the theatrical sighs lamenting the decline of the Republic.

We have disagreed in the past, A-G, but, I think, on generally reasonable and even friendly terms. And on those same terms, I am here to tell you that you simply cannot have it both ways. Name names, or begone.

375 posted on 07/28/2003 10:38:35 AM PDT by general_re (Trust is a trick that dogs play. They don't want you to know how delicious they are.)
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To: RightWingNilla
Oh, but this is all so unsubstantiated, you see. We're lying our butts off because ALS fights fire with fire.
376 posted on 07/28/2003 10:38:38 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Junior
Here's a few facts ...

all you evos do is repress the truth -- freedom -- speech -- thinking ---

try to get creationists like als - me - babejen banned !

Als was accused of fabicating quotes that he only edited and summarized haphazardly !

I confronted RWP on how he chop quoted the pope's sentence to reverse the meaning --- MUCH worse offense and he leaves in a huff (( which you all continue to do )) !

RWP AH2 and PH all take pride and admit their material mindset will not allow any evalution of it and publicly state that all philosophy is a joke ---
is unecessary and blather on and pout like children referencing nonsenses !

Everytime als has outed the evos they whine and get the thread pulled because they are embarassed and then like you the guilty ... blame the innocent !

Also evos like ph spam the FR --- put up all their liberal rhetoric - lies and links and then cry to the moderators to have our posts and links pulled and like medved banned permanently --- sorta the ussc pet --- monsters !

Obviously you all are never in reality and just expect whatever you think and want ... the world to go along with --- WHACKOS !

377 posted on 07/28/2003 10:38:41 AM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: VadeRetro
What you all evos look like ... do all the time --- are a bunch of clinton liberal freaks impeaching Bush -- conseravatives with trivia -- evo thugs - slime !
378 posted on 07/28/2003 10:44:12 AM PDT by f.Christian (evolution vs intelligent design ... science3000 ... designeduniverse.com --- * architecture * !)
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To: f.Christian
Don't agree, but I'm impressed that I understood what you were saying and it was a long post.
379 posted on 07/28/2003 10:44:13 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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To: Alamo-Girl; All
When I first noticed how bad it has become was within the last week - when some of the most staid posters on the forum started using strawmen arguments against me (with hostility.)

Threads started being pulled as fast as they were made in early June. Jim Rob was threatening to ban the crevo threads and all regular players thereon in June. Threads have been regularly dumped full of graphic chaff and trash talk pollution since June.

A-G's first clue was within the last week.

380 posted on 07/28/2003 10:52:54 AM PDT by VadeRetro
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