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Pheobe Debates The Theory of Evolution
Original scene from the show... Friends. ^ | NA | NA

Posted on 07/24/2003 1:55:39 PM PDT by Mr.Atos

I was just lisening to Medved debating Creationism with Athiests on the air. I found it interesting that while Medved argued his side quite effectively from the standpoint of faith, his opponents resorted to condescension and beliitled him with statements like, "when it rains, is that God crying?" I was reminded of the best (at least most amusing)debate that I have ever heard on the subject of Creationism vs Evolution, albeit a fictional setting. It occurred on the show, Friends of all places between the characters Pheobe (The Hippy) and Ross (The Paleontologist). It went like this...

Pheebs: Okay...it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building...GO INTO THE LIGHT MR. HECKLES!!

Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, uh, you don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: Nah. Not really. Ross: You don't believe in evolution? Pheebs: I don't know. It's just, ya know, monkeys, Darwin, ya know, it's a, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact. Like, like, the air we breathe, like gravity... Pheebs: Uh, okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity? Pheebs: Well, it's not so much that ya know, like I don't *believe* in it, ya know. It's just...I don't know. Lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down, as I am being pushed.

Ross: How can you NOT BELIEVE in evolution? Pheebs: [shrugs] I unh-huh...Look at this funky shirt!!

Ross: Well, there ya go. Pheebs: Huh. So now, the REAL question is: who put those fossils there, and why...?

Ross: OPPOSABLE THUMBS!! Without evolution, how do YOU explain OPPOSABLE THUMBS?!? Pheebs: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts!

Pheebs: Uh-oh! Scary Scientist Man!

Pheebs: Okay, Ross? Could you just open your mind like, *this* much?? Okay? Now wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the Earth was flat? And up until what, like, fifty years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess o' crap came out! Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?!?

Pheebs: I can't believe you caved. Ross: What? Pheebs: You just ABANDONED your whole belief system! I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. Ross: But uh.. Pheebs: Yeah...how...how are you gonna go in to work tomorrow? How...how are you gonna face the other science guys? How...how are you gonna face yourself? Oh! [Ross runs away dejected] Pheebs: That was fun. So who's hungry?


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To: betty boop; Right Wing Professor
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/952646/reply?comment=54
121 posted on 07/25/2003 9:00:04 PM PDT by unspun ("Do everything in love." | No I don't look anything like her but I do like to hear "Unspun w/ AnnaZ")
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To: betty boop; Right Wing Professor
Pardon me. This is the link I meant to post:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/952646/posts?page=54#54
122 posted on 07/25/2003 9:02:12 PM PDT by unspun ("Do everything in love." | No I don't look anything like her but I do like to hear "Unspun w/ AnnaZ")
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To: Dataman
Indeed. Thank you so much for the heads up!
123 posted on 07/25/2003 9:24:09 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: betty boop
Just to restate it: "Dennett's/Dawkins' hateful political ideology is perfectly "cognate" with materialist theory in general, and Darwinist theory in particular, on all principal points."

Hi Betty! You roped me in on this one, because I think you unfairly represent Darwin's point of view. Normally you and A-G are too philosophical for me to follow along and I just enjoy the ride.

Darwin was normally very private about his religious beliefs so his faith is easy to mis-understand, but in a letter to Mr. J. Fordyce in 1879, he revealed a sense of his state of mind:

"What my own views may be is a question of no consequence to any one but myself. But, as you ask, I may state that my judgment often fluctuates...In my most extreme fluctuations I have never been an Atheist in the sense of denying the existence of a God. I think that generally (and more and more as I grow older), but not always, that an Agnostic would be the more correct description of my state of mind."

I'm familiar with Dawkins, but not Dennett. Dawkins is openly hostile to religion and its not hard to find him repeating his hostility in his writing and in his public statements. I would not characterize Darwin's worst case agnosticism with Dawkin's outright hostility and atheism. Thanks for listening (reading?).

124 posted on 07/25/2003 9:29:03 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: betty boop
Thank you so much for the heads up to your discussion!

Indeed, for the first time ever I've been subjected to a rash of "cheap debating tricks" on another thread. One of them was the strawman tactic, another was things taken out of context, another was applying the subject to a different object.

Something has changed at the foundation of the debate in the last couple of days and I don't know what caused it. Do you?

125 posted on 07/25/2003 9:29:17 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: betty boop; Mr.Atos; Alamo-Girl; Phaedrus; ALS; balrog666; CobaltBlue; PatrickHenry; RightWhale; ...
After further review.... (Football season must be coming up.) ...I think that this little vignette from "Friends" is emblematic, intentionally or inadvertently, of the debates and congnative dissonance being fomented between modernists and postmodernists.

Neither will find satisfaction of heart, as they fight each other like Philistines turned by the Lord against each other, but I continue to think that the later have been serving to disrupt the denial of the former. (That, as you maintain with postmodernism's grandpappy Fredrich Nietzsche, bb.)

Meanwhile Christ will continue to work through Logos, Rhema, and those who have already crossed over from death to life, to tell the truth in love and allow new life to begin where old, unsatisfactory and never suitable husks are shed. Call me a doubter --I strongly doubt that even the gates of Hollywood will prevail against the Church.

126 posted on 07/25/2003 9:51:42 PM PDT by unspun ("Do everything in love." | No I don't look anything like her but I do like to hear "Unspun w/ AnnaZ")
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To: unspun
Thank you so very much for your excellent, up-beat post! Hugs!!!
127 posted on 07/25/2003 10:19:40 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Mr.Atos
Christianity had a significant influence [on the] supremacy of Western Civilization

That case hasn't been made. Certainly Europe was Christian but it was Christian for a thousand stagnant years before the Renaissance and Enlightenment periods and it was in that few centuries that Western Civilization rose above the others. I find it a more reasonable assumption that it was a result of changing attitudes in the period rather than the Christian culture.

128 posted on 07/25/2003 11:58:27 PM PDT by edsheppa
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To: edsheppa
I would agree with that. I would also suggest that it was the concepts of Christianity, the supremacy of morality, and the notion of life as an end in itself, divorced from original sin, that returned some semblance of hope into the people of a decaying Roman Empire. Once the people had grown beyond the values of Greek philosophy and abandoned the authority of their own pagan deities, their reason for being was lost. Constantine codified a renewed sense of being in Christ... albeit too late to save the rotting empire. But, a millenium later, a similar sensibility lent courage to the children of the Reformation giving them courage to trust an unknown world and flee a degenerate land of religious corruption and monarchal tyranny.
129 posted on 07/26/2003 12:17:48 AM PDT by Mr.Atos
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To: unspun; Long Cut
...I think that this little vignette from "Friends" is emblematic, intentionally or inadvertently, of the debates and congnative dissonance being fomented between modernists and postmodernists.

Perhaps! Perhaps it is simply indicative of two senseless fools (?) arguing opposing views about the same damn thing!!! But when you look at the fundamentals of the argument they make, both agree that the reality of opposable thumbs is particularly significant in identifying man as a supreme being. And despite their argument as to whether man is the product of divine construct or evolutionary selection, they both agree on the fundamental conclusion. And is that not the basis, to some degree, for solidarity? Perhaps neither of them is actually senseless nor the fool in their conclusions... only in their rejection of the truth.

130 posted on 07/26/2003 12:47:19 AM PDT by Mr.Atos
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To: Alamo-Girl
Something has changed at the foundation of the debate in the last couple of days and I don't know what caused it. Do you?

I dunno. Maybe an increasing sense of desperation among our correspondents?

131 posted on 07/26/2003 9:02:32 AM PDT by betty boop (We can have either human dignity or unfettered liberty, but not both. -- Dean Clancy)
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To: <1/1,000,000th%
I'm familiar with Dawkins, but not Dennett. Dawkins is openly hostile to religion and its not hard to find him repeating his hostility in his writing and in his public statements. I would not characterize Darwin's worst case agnosticism with Dawkin's outright hostility and atheism. Thanks for listening (reading?).

Thanks for raising this very fair point, <1/1,000,000th%. My concern, as a student of culture and history, really is less with what Darwin believed or what he thought about the significance of his theory, than with the usages to which he has been put by the Progressive Left.

Your characterization of Dawkins is certainly accurate. He is both an atheist and a socialist. But this complex is very common among our cultural and scientific elites these days. Scientists such as Dawkins and Dennett use their reputations as fine scientists in order to legitimate their prosecution of quite unrelated cultural initiatives -- such as this "Brights movement." I don't know any other way to understand this movement than as a concerted attempt to undermine traditional American (and British) institutions and culture, using the tactics of folks like Antonio Gramsci.... There is a great deal of hatred in our "Bright boys" for the specifically American type of sociopolitical order, and the conservative culture on which it is built. So they want to "change things." That way, the human race can "evolve" along into a "better" destiny, a "better" world.

They begin with an attack on religion and its symbols. But the attack is especially vicious on the great faiths -- Judaism and Christianity -- that posit the sanctity and inviolability of the individual human person under God. Note this characterization of man is inconvenient for the purposes of the types of projects the Progressive Left has in mind for us.

132 posted on 07/26/2003 9:22:17 AM PDT by betty boop (We can have either human dignity or unfettered liberty, but not both. -- Dean Clancy)
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To: CobaltBlue
And then there's the endorsement problem. It's a violation of my rights if your religion is endorsed by the state.

The government putting up a plaque of the ten commandments or statue of Moses is not necessarily endorsement of religion, any more than posting Hammurabi's law. It is a nod to history, specifically the history of government.

Since atheism is a religion, this is ultimately a hypocritical and puritanical approach. The government spends a lot more money and resources "endorsing" atheism, something religious people find offensive. The people who do the most to endanger the first ammendment aren't baptists, they are secular humanists.

The first ammendment is about secularizing government, not stamping out public religious symbology.

133 posted on 07/26/2003 9:32:57 AM PDT by hopespringseternal
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To: betty boop
But this complex is very common among our cultural and scientific elites these days.

I agree with everything you said except this. I think the media emphasis is placed on these few folks because the media is the leftist elite and they'll plug anyone that supports their ideology. Everyone else gets ignored.

I would say the scientific elites are too busy with their activities and don't really pay much attention to the political landscape around them unless a funding issue arises. I was saying on another thread, that somehow I was able to get into my forties without ever noticing the creationist/evolution controversy. I think I'm pretty typical.

134 posted on 07/26/2003 12:06:12 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: hopespringseternal
Since atheism is a religion, ...


This always reminds me of the fable of the fox who loses his tail.
135 posted on 07/26/2003 12:09:12 PM PDT by KCmark (I am NOT a partisan.)
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To: betty boop
Thank you for your reply! I think you are right about the desperation.

One of these issues, which preceded this strange conduct, must be a very sore spot for the other side:

scientific materialism causing myopia
implications of research into consciousness/mind
the theory of evolution doesn’t define “life” or address it
the definition of species is fuzzy

Hmmm…

136 posted on 07/26/2003 12:09:44 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Republican Red
"However, I knew we had the case won when scrolling across the screen was that one of the Supreme Court Judges says to Boies that his point was "moo". "

LOL, that's a great story!
137 posted on 07/26/2003 12:12:56 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: <1/1,000,000th%
I would say the scientific elites are too busy with their activities and don't really pay much attention to the political landscape around them....

I think this may be true of most scientists. But the exceptions I could name are strongly active, highly influential cultural figures besides, whose pronouncements on subjects outside their fields are widely respected and well heeded. Some of these people have a political agenda: to support Left ideologies that deliberately seek to undermine traditonal concepts of sociopolitical order and, thus, the liberal state. FWIW.

138 posted on 07/26/2003 12:20:11 PM PDT by betty boop (We can have either human dignity or unfettered liberty, but not both. -- Dean Clancy)
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To: Alamo-Girl
Alamo-Girl, I'm sure what might look like an "attack" on someone's deepest ideological commitment, occasioned by simply asking him/her to actually examine, in detail, the very premises on which such commitment rests, must be at least a little unpleasant, if not outright threatening. Still, it is interesting to note how quickly the normal standards of civil discourse can be abandoned in such cases. Frankly, this is a very great disappointment, from my point of view.
139 posted on 07/26/2003 12:31:39 PM PDT by betty boop (We can have either human dignity or unfettered liberty, but not both. -- Dean Clancy)
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To: betty boop
Thank you so much for your post! I agree with your analysis - it is a big disappointment to me also.
140 posted on 07/26/2003 12:47:23 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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