[Chancellor Palpatine]

Yup. Mr. Pyne, DOD civilian intel analyst extraordinaire, dogging his own bosses while on the Pentagon clock, and bragging about what all he knew about things all across the net.

[Long Cut]

I remember 'ol Dave! he just LUUUVVVEDD to brag about himself around here...and toss off enough Bravo Sierra to fill a railcar,

The man is dumber than a Yugo full of anvils.