An old Dr. Demento bit called "Star Trekkin'" - it had each of the main characters with their bit: Uhura (Klingons off the starboard bow...), McCoy (It's worse than that, he's dead Jim...), Spock (It's life, Jim, but not as we know it...), Scott (Ye cannae change the laws o' physics...), and even Kirk himself (We come in peace, shoot to kill...).
It'll show up on comedy albums hither and yon once every blue moon...