Oh....but giving hummers on the beach wasn't 'so public'?
Completely over-the-top. Five seconds of actual crucifixion or being strung up in the parking lot would do much to correct this sort of misapprehension and hyperbolic swoon. The man is an ignoramus.
A "gay beach" huh? Do they own it? Or is the whole public sphere their private bedroom?
They already "own" the public toilets in most of the public parks in my neck of the woods.