[connectthedots]

If the prosecutor shows evidence of brusing of the 'victim's' genetalia, Kobe might just say: "What do you expect with a tool like this."

[lugsoul]

That's been tried before. Since you are a legal researcher, look for a Florida case called State v. John Ted Wright. It's pretty amusing. It is a rape case, and the defense was, well, impossibility. No way this would fit.