[4mycountry]

I speak with my cat all the time. Here are her key phrases:

1. "Feed me, human!"
2. "Cut that out, you baka!"
3. "Scratch me!"
4. "I didn't say you could stop!"
5. "Don't touch me!"
6. "I wanna go out!"
7. "Hey, get this dog offa me!"
8. "Leave me alone!"

=^o_o^=

[billbears]

Well you did forget, 'It's time to play with Mr. Ball, I don't care where you are in the house or what time it is, I'm going to stand right here and meow at the top of my lungs until you come play ball with me' anywhere between 9:30 PM and 3:30 AM

[The Grammarian]

"Cut that out, you baka!"

Your cat speaks Japanese??

[MrsEmmaPeel]

6. "I wanna go out!"

6a. "I wanna come in!"
6b. "I wanna go out again!"
6c. "I wanna come in again!"
6d. etc.

A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.

[BlazingArizona]

9. "I bring you this bloody, decapitated rat as a symbol of my undying love!"
10. "Sure you let me in five minutes ago. But that was then. I want to go out again NOW!"
11. "Can I watch Frasier with you? I like to sneer at that dog too!"
12. "No, dammit, I'm not pregnant! If I didn't appreciate the quality of this antique and the fine upholstery, I wouldn't be vomiting on it!"

[jwh_Denver]

LOL!

Damn I love cats! Saw a show about cats and they said that a cat's primary duty in life is to please itself. Ain't that the truth? Doesn't mean I don't mess with them though. I don't mind always losing.