To: Sweet_Sunflower29; Budge
I have it down pretty well:
- Get your lazy butt out of bed and feed me or I'm going to stick my wet nose in your eye.
- I AM going to help you make the bed.
- This is NOT what I wanted.
- Open the blinds.
- What is that cat doing in my yard?
- Let me out.
- Let me in.
- You need to come to bed now.
- I want to be petted.
- Where do you think you're going?
- I want a treat.
- Where have you been? You're late feeding me!
- What do you mean YOUR chair?
- I'm contented...for the moment.
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45 posted on
07/16/2003 6:16:35 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
To: sweetliberty
I had a 235lb St Bernard that used to say many of the same things only the first phrase was better translated as:
Get your lazy butt out of bed and feed me or I'm going to stand on your face.
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