[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[LaDivaLoca]

Straight from the mouth of babes.

Great Truths about Life that Little Children have Learned:

- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.

- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

- They always catch the second person.