Take your own advice.
TLBSHOW was excitable and ubiquitous, with a gift for overstatement and a knack for being a contrarian, right or wrong.However, TLBSHOW's greatest sin was that he ruffled the wrong feathers, annoyed the wrong H-formation gaggles, and enjoyed it all way too much. So, paradoxically, they became obsessed with him, keeping watch, laying in wait, and notifying each other by freepmails of his longed-for appearances, which were titillating outrages for the self-annointed guardians of President Bush.
Nightly, they would converge and squawk their pent-up angsts, driven by darker compulsions, at once attracted and repulsed by this eccentric, HTML-posting negation of their paragon of unrequited virtue, President Bush. Somehow, by exorcising their desirous demons on TLBSHOW, they felt closer to the object of their devotions at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
With whom will they concern themselves now?
Tag, you're it.