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Dat's all folks.
1,233 posted on 07/14/2003 6:48:18 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Become a monthly donor to Free Republic)
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car. The female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license," and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."
1,234 posted on 07/14/2003 6:50:43 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Become a monthly donor to Free Republic)
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To: Brad's Gramma
No! No! Don't call it quittin' time...I finally got my [ ] in gear and done paid up. Florida chipping in here
1,235 posted on 07/14/2003 6:51:12 PM PDT by NautiNurse
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