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"Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them to deceive men and to injure them."

You idiot Luther! Scripturally, we all know demonic forces only inhabit pigs and it could ne'er happen to monkeys! Geez!

And snakes? Luther, don't take Genesis too seriously. Relax. Sober up.

"Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads...."

Yup. We know this never happens! "Teacher, I brought you my son, who is possessed by a spirit that has robbed him of speech. Whenever it seizes him, it throws him to the ground." (Mark 9:17-18)..."...and a woman was there who had been crippled by a spirit for eighteen years." (Luke 13:11)

The nerve of Luther to paraphrase Scripture in such a raw manner!

"The Devil, too, sometimes steals human children; it is not infrequent for him to carry away infants within the first six weeks after birth, and to substitute in their place imps...."

Hey, I'm a parent of four teens and one pre-teen. What, I'd swear those cute and cuddly babes I held have morphed into teen-age imps at times.

""Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them to deceive men and to injure them." You idiot Luther! Scripturally, we all know demonic forces only inhabit pigs and it could ne'er happen to monkeys! Geez! And snakes? Luther, don't take Genesis too seriously. Relax. Sober up."

Sooo, you've been deceived by snakes and monkies lately? Your name isn't Jane Goodall is it? hehehe