[WKB]

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[WKB]

Ms ping for what it's worth.

[fourdeuce82d]

Low-rise jeans have booty poppin' out all over the place. Everyone is getting cheeky.

Ummm... I think this may not be as universal as the author suggests- Kaniesha, Lakeisha, Latresha, Elisha...

I don't see a lot of Courtneys, Madison, Kendall, or Suzy Q in that story.

[metesky]

1965 redux.

[Destructor]

A new twist on "crack" abuse!

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Plumbers butt is not exclusive to plumbers...we have a Heating and Air Conditioning business and my husband can rival any plumber around in this instance. I can just imagine the look on his face if I recommended that he wear a thong under his work pants...hehehe!

[freedomcrusader]

Those of us guys who went to middle and high school in the 80's got so totally hosed. Baggy clothes were in then. Although I may have flunked out if today's fashion were haut cotoure then.

[jriemer]

Man Killed Over Butt Crack FR Thread

[The Great RJ]

At my daughter's high school I've also seen guys with drooping drawers exposing their neither regions. The fashion for guys however seems to be low rider pants with legs broad enough to make a sail for a clipper ship.

[genefromjersey]

I can see it now :

1. Butt cleavage becomes a national fashion.
2. Chimpanzees, who have been "presenting" their butts for thousands of years,to signal their readiness for mating,smirk knowingly.
3. Human males, who are genetically programmed to react to the sight of a "presented" female butt, begin doing so.
4. Human females begin screaming about sexual harassment-mostly because most of the males they interest lack the "alpha male" characteristics the females long for...(even when they say they want someone sensitive.)
5. Wymyn's groups shreik about " animalistic men ".
6. More laws are passed-and enforced.
7. Men refuse to look at those presented butts.
8. Women adopt a new fashion: exposed nipples.
9. Chimpanzees smirk knowingly.

[Atlas Sneezed]

I guess now the term "crack whore" has a broader definition.

[bourbon]

Elisha Corley, 16, of Brookhaven, doesn't find anything comfortable about wearing thongs under her low-ride jeans, but she wears them to avoid pantylines.

I am so sick of this paper-thin rationalization. I hear this garbage all the time.

Let's analyze (no pun intended). 1) who is going to see panty lines through thick denim jeans? 2) When a girl wears pants that you can see a panty line through you can also see the tell-tale absence of pantylines. Sometimes you can even see her thong. What's more, with the current crop of low-rise jeans it only takes the slightest bit of normal human movement and...POW!...you can see her thong on public display!

Hmmmm.... now, why would a girl object to the unfashionable or embarrassing sight of panty lines but not object to having the world know that she's wearing a thong? Simple, b/c she wants the world to know she's a wild and crazy girl. It's as easy as that.

The same dupes who fall for the panty line rationale, probably also believe that folks get their tongues pierced "because it looks cool." Suuuuuurrrrre. ;-)

[Scenic Sounds]

The effect is no longer just a boy's club, as women are baring their posteriors — sometimes intentionally, sometimes not — in the name of fashion.

Don't you think women are masters at showing what they want to show and when? I think the unintentional part is pretty rare. LOL

[bourbon]

BuTTT

[GSWarrior]

Gives new meaning to the phrase "up at the crack of Dawn."

[mewzilla]

I've never been so glad to be too old for so much.

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Don't they have crack houses for this sort of thing? Ish... ;^)

[SevenDaysInMay]

Re: "plumber's butt - I prefer "Akroids", from Dan Akroid's SNL skit highlighting his natural pencil holder.

It always brings piles of smiles.

[Sabertooth]

Recent college graduate Marianne Pusz, 23, of Ohio, loves low-rise jeans. She won't wear anything else and says they are a "godsend to women with big butts. "They show off your waist," Pusz said. "But if you don't have a butt, it's not going to make you look better by having your butt hang out. Older women wear the waist-high jeans, and it doesn't matter if you're the skinniest woman on the planet, they are going to make it look like you have a butt the size of Texas."

This girl has no idea how a woman's butt should appear, due the prevalence of homosexual tastemakers as fashion designers and casting directors, whose feminine ideal is a 12 year-old boy with implants.

The only women who look good in low-rise pants are 9s and 10s, who look good in anything. Butt cleavage draws attention away from the small of the back, which is one of the most subtle and erotic countours of the female form.

Of course, one can always draw attention back with a black and green tatoo on the tailbone.

[Rainmist]

The only way you'd have panty lines under jeans is if your underwear was riding up. I personally do not care to see a teen's thong, nor her butt crack. I bet they'd hollar if a boy came up to them to cop a feel, wouldn't they ? Boys these days are pretty brazen. But if you put it on display, how can you complain if someone takes advantage ? My daughter is 14, and she and her friends would be absolutely mortified if their butt crack showed in public.