GOOD MORNING TROOPS
CANTEEN CREW
EVERYONE!
"Little Blonde FReeper's Tips for the Day"
Read slowly, it sometimes takes a while for the light to shine!
Arbitrator:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable:
What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette:
The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize:
What a crook sees with
Control:
A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse:
What an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper:
A clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes:
What a guy in a boat does
Left Bank:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty:
How golfers create divots
Paradox:
Two physicians
Parasites:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist:
A helper on the farm
Polarize:
What penguins see with
Primate:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief:
What trees do in the spring
Rubberneck:
What you do to relax your wife
Seamstress:
Describes 250 pounds in a size 6
Selfish:
What the owner of a seafood store does
Sudafed:
Brought litigation against a government official
Subdued ...
Like a guy, like works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
Unknown Ghost Writer
I hope everyone has a wonderful day!
