[CyberAnt]

Excuse me ... bigger men than you have tried Termi!!

Oh, and by the way ... I don't have dogs, cats, birds, fish, etc.

And ... HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU WRITTEN ...??

[Endeavor]

OK OK, you're killin' me here. None. Are ya happy? And I'm not a guy, so quit giving me grief because I'll be embarrassed if I have to whip out the 'ol DDT and ice your carcass.