[I got the rope]

Ok...now make up a reason for doing this...besides self-gratification. You can't. By the way sodomy is not sex.

[TheAngryClam]

Now, what is exactly wrong with gratification?

Or are you one of those "the only sex should be to produce children, and nothing more," types?

[DAnconia55]

Ok...now make up a reason for doing this

For doing what?

Some of us believe in freedom.
Just because.

Want to jump off a cliff with a parachute? Ok. Go ahead.
Shoot up heroin? Ok.
Have sex with a crackwhore. Hey, it's your pecker, not mine.

We believe in freedom for its own sake. I want many many many things free again, like they used to be, but that doesn't mean I want to do them all.

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that I'd benefit from would be the tax code changes, banking privacy, and property rights.

Oh oops.. I left out ending gun control in my list. That too. Restoration of all Infantry weapons to the civilian populace.