[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Wow, that's completely new to me. I guess Ted and Eskimos both have a thing for ice but that's about the only connection I can come up with. Someday someone needs to put all of these in a book!

[sine_nomine]

It happened a long time ago, but it is famous.

Ted has been incoherent for years. He was unable to talk in coherent sentences during the famous Roger Mudd interview, around 1975. Since then the reporters have caught a few more mumblings.

The funny thing about the Mudd interview is that Mudd was forced out of mainstream broadcasting soon after, even though he got a scoop.