[MineralMan]

"How does one "consume" a marriage, anyway?"

I think that falls under the category of _oral_ sex. That's illegal in several states, of course.

[Dead Corpse]

I'm with Laz on this one. Libertarians are the root of all Evil. We are the reason Lucifer fell from grace. I, personally, pushed him.

I can hardly credit that on a website called "Free Republic", that people would be having a serious discussion of what laws should govern bedroom conduct between consenting adults.