That's the saddest song in country music, IMO. You want me to sing it for you?
ahem! la! la! ahem! do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-doooooo! lalalalalalalalaaaaa!
You've painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hairrrrrrrrr!
Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me the sun is goin' down...
Oh, Ruuuuuuuuubeeeeeeeeee!.......Don't take your luv to town!
OK darn it. Now you are EEEevvvvil as well.