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To: WVNan; LadyX; jwfiv; Billie; MeeknMing; ST.LOUIE1; Dubya
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when he decided to ask God a favor. Adam said, "I am lonely. Could you make me a companion to share my life with?"

God replied, "What do you have in mind?"

Adam said, "I would like a female with beautiful eyes, shiny hair, and soft skin. Someone who will never get tired of me and never argue with me. Someone who I can talk to endlessly about football. You know, someone I will want to be with forever.

God said, "Sure, I can do that for you, however it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ta Da ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


421 posted on 06/25/2003 6:29:27 PM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
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To: JustAmy; WVNan; Billie; ST.LOUIE1; LadyX; Dubya; MeeknMing; jwfiv
Ooooops

I think this was a JustFrank joke.

Guess he not only used my computer, he also used one of my signatures!!!
423 posted on 06/25/2003 6:34:36 PM PDT by JustAmy (God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
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424 posted on 06/25/2003 6:37:30 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: JustAmy
Love at first sight is nothing special. It's when two people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.


427 posted on 06/25/2003 6:48:31 PM PDT by WVNan
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