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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....06-25-03....Hall of Fame #4
Billie
Posted on 06/25/2003 7:18:52 AM PDT by Billie
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To: FreeTheHostages
311! You're only up to reading post 311! Sheesh, get WITH it man. Billie's almost ahead of you at this point.Hey.....I was gone for over an hour....and you didn't even miss me....just want to yell at me. sniff, : (
To: WVNan
LOL! There you are!! Now let's drive this thread over the 400 cliff together! ;)
To: ST.LOUIE1
{{{{{{wolfie}}}}}}} I was just pulling your "tail." ;)
To: FreeTheHostages
384
posted on
06/25/2003 5:34:15 PM PDT
by
WVNan
To: martin_fierro; LadyX; FreeTheHostages; WVNan; MeeknMing; jwfiv; ST.LOUIE1; dutchess; ...
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he writes in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," says the reporter.
"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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Heh Heh Heh
Looks like the Net Nannies have left for the day.
Party Time!
I wonder where Silly Sally and Silly Shelly are tonight.
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posted on
06/25/2003 5:37:19 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
To: FreeTheHostages; Billie
CHECK IT OUT GUYS! POST 363. She's crying "uncle." You sound mighty 'gleeful' for us having pulled such a dirty trick on Billie, even though we did it out of love for her, BUT.....I think you're just a mean hearted LAWYER. LOL
She's leaving us unattended. Hee hee. Time to RE-DECORATE!! Who's with me?
I'm in....as long as you don't use plastic chair covers and paint the walls pink. : )
To: ST.LOUIE1
I was thinking more alone the lines of whip cream and cherries.
To: WVNan
Aw! That's so cute!!
To: FreeTheHostages
I borrowed my pup's claws to finish up with Um, that's completely gross.
Gross? They're the glue on kind, like the ones you ladies use, she likes different colored claws for each day of the week. What's it to ya, anyway....I pay for 'em. : (
To: JustAmy
I'm a redskins fan. I like that joke, inasmuch as the cowboys are our arch rivals.
To: ST.LOUIE1
This is obviously very complicated . . . .
To: FreeTheHostages
...so I might as well linger.I was afraid of that. : (
To: ST.LOUIE1
"Oh, ya big baby! "
Whatever works!
"Mom always said you'd be a whiny child"
I heard her say a time or two to stop teasing your sister!
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posted on
06/25/2003 5:45:58 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
To: FreeTheHostages
Tsk, tsk. We could have *trashed* this place by now, wolfie! Read FASTER!!If YOU would go home and stop posting to me every five seconds...I could catch up!
Uh-oh! Lightbulb just lit up....I'm gonna stop replying to you!
Ahhhhhh.....my weary paws will get some rest.
To: martin_fierro
LOL!
To: WVNan
Ta da!!! Nope, she's not the net nanny, I am...yuk yuk yuk. Oh no....now we have two on duty. : (
Hi, Nan! : )
To: ST.LOUIE1
{{{{{{wolfie}}}}}
To: FreeTheHostages
{{{{{{wolfie}}}}}}} I was just pulling your "tail." ;)As long as it's just my tail and not my......ears. LOL
To: JustAmy
JustFrank!!!!!
What do you get when you play a country song backward? Your dog back, your wife back......
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posted on
06/25/2003 5:56:27 PM PDT
by
WVNan
To: WVNan
lol!
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