Here? Hah. If I take offense, it's my fault, no one else's. Don't let the FRetards get under your skin.
If you cannot understand the above, I'm willing to drop this exercise altogether.
Oh, sure. I understand you could -- could -- be one of those whiners with a 'pity me, I'm a victim' attitude who flits around with a chip on his shoulder and heart on his sleeve, looking for any excuse to be offended. Or not.