[dd5339]

Aw freaking great! I'm flying into Dallas the evening of the 4th!

I hope there are no idiots on my flight, I might be apt to "over-react" a little bit.

Semper Fi

[texasbluebell]

Aw freaking great! I'm flying into Dallas the evening of the 4th! I hope there are no idiots on my flight, I might be apt to "over-react" a little bit.

Be sure to take a large amount of sliced ham with you to use as a weapon if need be. Might just stop them in their tracks.

[whereasandsoforth]

Don't worry, Semp. Dallas is Mecca-west. The TV show is still top-rated in a lot of Muslim countries.

[airborne]

My 13 year old son and I are flying to Long Beach 7/5. I'm competing in the 24th Annual National Veteran Wheelchair Games. I'm bringing an air rifle and a compound bow. Think I'll have fun at the airport?

[sarasota]

Check out the passengers and keep an eye on any suspicious types--and alert fellow travellers to be vigilant.