[John H K]

the demensions of the fossilized boat on mt ararat

Slight problem; there's no "fossilized boat" on Mt. Ararat.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Slight problem; there's no "fossilized boat" on Mt. Ararat.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop saying that! I'm currently negotiating land rights for a fast food franchise to entice the tourist trade. Every time you order....you get two of everything.

The Kid's Meals include a fossilized toothpick.

[RightOnline]

"Slight problem; there's no "fossilized boat" on Mt. Ararat."

Have you seen the documentary called "In Search of Noah's Ark"? I found it quite compelling, even including numerous eyewitnesses including (now) very old 'locals' who had climbed Ararat as kids and had even entered a very large wooden boat (with fathers, grandfathers, etc.). Anyway, I've always been convinced that the Ark is on Ararat and just curious why you don't believe it is.

[sonofron]

"Slight problem; there's no "fossilized boat" on Mt. Ararat"

I believe it is the case based on what i have seen.

petrified wood would probably be a better term. anyone who has seen petrified wood will recongnize that samples from the "thing" on Mt. Ararat are petrified wood.

hey, i want one of those magic wands where i can wave it and say a sentence like, " there's no "fossilized boat" on Mt. Ararat" and people will believe me.