BTW, notice anything different about me?
Does this dress make my butt look fat?
(There are no correct answers to these questions, but if you give the wrong answer, you're dead meat.)
How about those 'funny' greeting cards? For my 30th birthday, I got a card that said, "You're so old, you fart dust". That's ok, when he gets cards from the kids, they're pretty darn insulting.
I didn't have to ask him if my butt looked fat, he would volunteer the info, not to mention that I looked like hell after sitting up with sick kids all night. Yes we are divorced :-)