Done. It was amusing. Was then, still is.
I'll tape my next post to my back so you can read it while I pass you on my $5,600 Honda Nighthawk 750, which does 141Mph (with the overdrive sprocket), and does 0-60 in 4.9 seconds.
And you can shout out "You're a Homo!" as I go by, but I doubt anyone will hear you with those straight pipes trying their damnest to get your bike up to the speed limit.
Next time I go to the Rock Store, i'll look as hard as I can to find a Hardley with more than 5,000 miles on it (you guys don't actually RIDE your bikes further than the local poser joint), while those of us who do 30K+ miles a year take off into the canyons while you down your third beer of afternoon while TALKING about riding.
It's your money, dude. I guess it's cheaper than a penile implant.
Actually, that might explain your obession with homosexuality.