"...post a picture of Michelle Malkin for good measure. Yes, I know Michelle's taken, but perhaps she has a long-lost identical twin sister..."
Too late, I think she does, and it's my wife! Well, actually, my wife's more like Sharon Tay on Channel 5 in LA, but either way, I'm good...I know, I'm a showoff, what can I say!
Sounds like you have a right to be a showoff, you lucky guy!