[LadyX]

Alas, martini - -
you'll find this crass!
I did not write
the ode, but found it
lying in the grass
beneath a milkbone
on the lawn - found at dawn.

The byline states the writer barks!
Not my style; and while
I read your precious wurdz -
I was at a loss how to emote
How impressed I was
by what you wrote!

APPLAUSE!
APPLAUSE!!
for Mr. Ferrari, the Fine Fellow!

(It and the dancing dog were in an ad for Milkbone biscuits on Google!)

[martin_fierro]

Have you seen the Kibbles 'n Bits commercial with the computer-generated dog shakin' a righteous bootie? GENIUS!!! <|:)~

[martin_fierro]

The byline states the writer barks!
Not my style; and while
I read your precious wurdz -
I was at a loss how to emote
How impressed I was
by what you wrote!

Alas, gentle Marty doth swear
those weren't his Haikus you read there;
they were done by anothuh,
a wag poet bruthuh --

per'aps 'twas that young scalawag Blair!