Right now I have no vacation planned, but it would have to be someplace cool. I'm thinking maybe the South Pole.
Added benefit: There seems no chance of accidently running into a certain hostess there. :-)
Sigh! The South Pole. I've always dreamed of going there. So this year Mr. T said, "Let's go - we might run into some friends even - it's such a popular spot, you know." :)