President George W. Bush today announced that he was dropping out of the race for re-election due to the fact that he doesn't have your full endorsement.
Dateline: Washington D.C 6-15-03.
"Todd (TLBSHOW) said on the stickest web site on the internet, Free Republic, that I am a socialist like Blair and a traitor as well. I heard that he might have called me a ratty rat too, but that is unconfirmed at this point. Todd's gift is seeing the truth. I must confess. It is all true. There is no point in going on anymore. I plan to turn over the administration to Dick Cheney's capable hands, and study at the feet of Ann Coulter until I get back into Todd's good graces, at which point I may resume my candidacy for the next election".
Oh Todd. Now you have done it!