Ohhhhhhh, the distress of it all. We're falling for it again. The tragedy of it all. We have the choice between a socialist and a socialist. What will we do, what will we do? Do we want a huge government or a huge government? Do we want uncontrolled spending or uncontrolled spending? Do we want ever increasing high taxes or ever increasing high taxes? Do we want uncontrolled regulations or uncontrolled regulations? Do we want open borders or open borders? Do we want socialized medicine or socialized medicine? Do we want an unaccountable government or an unaccountable government? Do we want the Republicans to trash the Constitution or Democrats to trash the Constitution? Do we want the collapse of the rule of the law or the collapse of the rule of law? Do we want liars or liars? Do we want the political elephant dung behind door number 1 or the political donkey dung behind door number 2? Shovelers of the world unite!!

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